November 2010
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Worms by DJ REAL
It’s been raining the last couple of days in the Bay Area. Worms come up for whatever reason. There’s a song about worms. It’s by DJ Real. Enjoy!
This is actually a song of compassion about the plight of worms. Please do not discriminate against invertebrates.
(Photo by Elliot Marshall)
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Alex Koll
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Comedy @ The Purple Onion (Friday & Saturday)
Like we always do at this time. Jabari Davis and Associates @ The Purple Onion featuring a slew of talented comedians with Jabari Davis at the top of the bill and Tony Sparks on crowd control. This still continues to be one of the more successful comedy showcases in the city and allows of fresh faces to meet the world at the most historic San Francisco comedy venues. Now that you know, what are...
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I have this abortion joke but I’m thinking about letting it go.
– Keith D
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ROFL Episode 67 w/ Alex Koll (Raw dogs!)
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Brent Weinbach (Couscous)
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Ali Wong
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Favorite Things of Last Night: Ray Molina
Do you think men with uncircumsized penises feel overdressed at nude beaches? [Paraphrased]
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Tuesday Comedy (Abridged) (10/26/2010)
Rockit Room Open Mic. 406 Clement St. SF. 7:30-10 PM. Free 99. (Apparently they also have WiFi).
SYLVAN OPEN IMPROV. 7:30 PM. Dark Room Theater. 2263 Mission St. SF. Free.99 (I’ll be making my return here for a little while. I heard there is free water here as well.)
Blue Room @ Club 93 (on 9th St.). 10-12 P.M. 21+. SF. Hosted by David Hawkins. (Big comic hang out. Late, late...
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Ethan Orloff
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Monday Night Magic (10/25/2010)
Deco Open Mic. 510 Larkin. SF. 7-9 PM. Contact tony.koester@gmail.com for placement. (Fun little room to start your week).
Nick’s Crispy Taco/The Rouge Open Mic with Travis Curry and Tony Sparks. 1500 Broadway. SF. Sign Ups: 9:00. Show: 9:30. Free (but buy some tacos).
Funny Party @ The Dark Room Theater featuring Donny Divanian, Casey Ley, Chris Thayer, and Cory Loykasek. 2263...
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Whose dick do I have to suck to get my kid back?
– Rory Scovel (New Hero. Snob & Punch Oct ‘10).
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Hip: Listening to Fleet Foxes. Uncool: imagining how fleet foxes songs could be...
– Dave Thomason (via Twitter)
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Annotated: Roman Leo
[Points to a girl in the audience]
You’re cute. You’re like the icing on the gilded lily. I’d like to kiss you on your neck… lick the inside of your mouth.
Gilded Lily: a form of the phrase “[to] gild the lily”.
Meaning
To apply unnecessary ornament - to over embellish
Origin
From Shakespeare’s King John, 1595:
SALISBURY: Therefore, to be...
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Am I right guys? Fuck rape! Yeah fuck it! Don’t rape “rape”...
– Chris Thayer @ Snob Theater 10/2010 [Paraphrased]
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Caitlin Gill (Wow. Priceless.)
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I don’t want to make out with somebody that can beat my ass. And I’m...
– Luke Lockfeld (Hanging out @ Club 23) [Paraphrased]
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Chris Burns. (Favorite Kid Voice, By Far).
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No Aziz? No Paul? No Problem! SNOB THEATER!
If you’re baller, you already know and have tickets to the sold out Aziz Ansari show.
or extra baller if you have tickets to the sold out Paul F. Tompkins show
If you’re not one of the few to hear Mr. Ansari and Mr. Tompkins, there is an option for you.
Snob Theater @ The Dark Room Theater (2263 Mission Street) $10. 10 PM. SF.
Now I don’t know how many tickets are left...
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