August 2010
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Aug 15th
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“He ate all my fucking strawberry ice cream!”
– James Edmonson (last line of the night) 
Aug 15th
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“Uh oh, here comes OJ. Everybody, don’t say anything because he’ll...”
– Joe Gorman (first line of the night)
Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Aug 15th
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Why am I now just learning about this? I love long form comedy collection shows. I think I was conceived during an episode of Comic Relief. Check it out. ROFL. 15 minutes of Audio and Video comedy goodness hosted by Alex Koll.
Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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Aug 14th
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Onion Juice: Countdown to the Purple Onion...
I have tickets! There’s a lot of work to be done now. No excuses, I have physical evidence that people can physically buy from physically me. Time to hustle. I thought about working the system to benefit the people coming out, taking a bit of a personal hit ala friend/partner/confidant Roman Leo but then something struck me… I’ve always wanted to do a show at the Dark Room...
Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Sex Talk with Kaseem: Fall into the Gap →
Here’s my dream woman: no family, no friends. Women should have a personality but a lot of them don’t. It’s a skill, like Word or Excel or how to fix a tire. if you meet a woman with plenty of personality, best believe that she doesn’t like you. Cause she has personality with everybody….
Aug 13th
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In Town: Bobcat Goldthwait
For two nights, four shows, today and tomorrow, Bobcat Goldthwait will be at Cobb’s Comedy Club in San Francisco.  Tickets are a bit pricey for me but I’m one to acknowledge most people don’t share my knack for being cheap. Goldthwaite has been around for over thirty years but has only recently become a hero of sorts for me. With the help of my friend Monica, and Netflix...
Aug 13th
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Aug 13th
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Dave Thomason on Axe Body Spray. T-Bone tastes good. Take my word for it. 
Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
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Event: Charlie Ballard Live DVD Taping @ Dark Room...
Dark Room Theater 2263 Mission St. San Francisco, CA 94110 Doors open at 7:30pm Showtime @ 8pm  10$ Cover 18 & Over Advance Tickets: http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/120615 For Immediate Release: Charlie Ballard *contact* funnynative@yahoo.com www.charlieballard.com Charlie Ballard Live @ The Dark Room Theater  LIVE DVD Taping August 12th, 2010 *Thursday* Mature Content Comedian...
Aug 12th
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Art: Werewolf Birthday Cake
I have some artsy pals. So from time to time I will “commission” them to do a piece based on a joke from a comedian based in the San Francisco/Bay Area area. You put a werewolf in my birthday and then you screamed SURPRISE! -DJ Real The following art provided by Monica Ekabutr, artist and comedian based out of Arizona (don’t worry, totally not racist). Song inspiring joke...
Aug 12th
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Dr. 420 by Chris Garcia. This is technically in the realm of being a Businessman. 
Aug 11th
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Curly Connection: Conspiracy Theory
Has anyone ever noticed how many curly-haired comedians are roaming the Bay Area?  It’s a little fishy if you ask me. Sammy Franco, Donny Divanian, DJ Real, Cameron Vannini, Jesse Elias (and don’t even get me started on Adrian Palenchar… where is that mofo). All funny. Maybe the comedy lays Samsonitely in their hair. I’m just saying, these manes are not to fucked with....
Aug 11th
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Wednesday Comedy Wrap-Up (8/11/2010)
Jabari Davis & Associates: Live at the Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. 8PM. $20. (My good friend Stuart Thompson is back from a successful stint in Los Angeles to do a few shows. This will be one of them. He’s alarmingly good and keeps me on my game. And he’ll keep you in your seats).  Stud Open Mic. 9th & Harrison St. 9 PM. Free.  McGrath’s Open Mic. Guest Hosted...
Aug 11th