David Cairns and I dream of a world of dirty Beatles. Deviant Beatles. So deviant that they tandem quadruple team women, mop-tops flopping in sequence. But what’s the best name for such an act? -A Little Help From My Friends -Help -Hard Days Night -Norwegian Wood -Happiness is a Warm Cock in Your Ass. Hmm…?
Onion Juice: Countdown to the Purple Onion (Build...
10 DAYS FROM MY SHOW AT THE PURPLE ONION: 0 tickets sold. I have people claiming they are going to come but I’m not sure about a few of them. I have a lot of broke/young friends. I still have a lot of people to ask and enough leeway for them to say yes. When money and tickets start exchanging, then I’ll be a little more at ease. My problem has been a combination of preoccupation and...
Happy Birthday Abbey Jordan
Today is Abbey’s birthday. Over the last couple of days I’ve seen this lovely lady comically rip on and off stage and enjoyed every minute of it. AND I WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ENJOY ABBEY JORDAN’S BEING HAD SHE NOT BEEN BORN. So with that.. Happy Birthday Abbey. You’re a super spy.
Wednesday Comedy Wrap-Up (8/18/2010)
Open Mic Comedy @ McGrath’s Pub. 1539 Lincoln Ave. Alameda, CA. Sign-Ups: 9:00. Show: 9:30. Free. (I’m back at the helm. Last time was really energetic, and full of talent. Open-Mics are like a box of chocolate, you never know what you’re going to get, BUT I’m also bringing chocolate) Stud Comedy. 9th and Harrison. San Francisco, CA. Sign Ups: 8:30. Show: 9:00. ...
I could make fun of him, but that’d be like kicking a puppy– Tony Sparks, introducing Steven at the Brainwash. (via godzillanights)
From the Vault: Superhipster
Back in April I started writing a bunch of puns based on hipsters/superheroes/nerds. Cleverly named “superhipster”, the concept went far considering my nerdom has been faltering and my hipster knowledge is pretty basic: The Death-Strokes Wonder Man: Simon Williamsburg Street Figther: Julian Casablanka Skrullcandy headphones Clap Your Hands and Say Yeerks Batmans for Lashes ...
Too Much Comedy Tuesday
The comedy gods look down at my misfortune. Tons of great comedy happening all over the Bay Area and I can only attend one event. Sadness… UP FIRST! Sylvan Open Mic Improv @ The Dark Room. 2263 Mission Street. SF. 7:30-10:30 Bust Me Up Tuesday Comedy Night @ The Parlor. 2801 Leavenworth Street. San Francisco. $20. 2 Drink Min. 8PM. (Good cheapish drinks, good show, good venue, and...
Room Review: Life and Times of 800 Larkin
800 Larkin is a bar located on 800 Larkin. Up there the ghosts of blowjobs whisper through in the air disguised as fog. It is located in the Tenderloin, crossed with O’Farrell, neighbored by crackheads, pizza parlors, playgrounds, and strip clubs. Moving pass the curtain that took away Sirius Black, the club opens to a romantic, mahogany Hamburg log cabin. It is furnished by well-worn love...
Annotated: Sammy Franco
Last Week's Edge of Insanity with Paul Brumbaugh →
Topics of discussion: Shawn Robbins, Walt the Cat, Largo Inspiration, a laundry list of cool bands, Chris Duncan Clothing, Justin Gomes, Andrew Moore, Sylvan Talk, Andrew Improv History, Aretha Franklin cover, Emo song, Ricky Luna Talk, Travis Curry, OJ Simpson, Robert Keith, Parlor talk, Mikey from Atlanta, Clyde, Florida Talk, Death Row Comedy Jam, Rape Out, Chinese, Travis Curry History, Born...
Last Time at McGrath's
Hosted by: OJ Pictures by: Larry Rivera