September 2010
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Do you mind if I pee on stage?
– Emily Heller (@ Ladies Brainwash Open Mic)
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A surprise lack of hair. They looked like two leathery pouches of gold. Like he...
– Ivan Hernandez (Describing Conrad Roth’s balls @ The Stud Open Mic)
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Oh God! Did you hear about Arj? He cut his head off washing the dishes! With a...
– Arj Barker (Talking about dying doing something you hate)
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Did [your father] say “Keep eating those popsicles Donny, because...
– Laura of We Are Nudes
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“A Cartoon About Dying” by. Jesse Fernandez
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emilyheller:
Maggie Faris will be performing at this year’s Emily Heller Birthday Show!
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