January 2012
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Mary Van Note NYE Living Room Countdown... →
Not doing anything for New Years? Check out the “Mary Van Note NYE Living Room Countdown Spectacular” with DJ REAL, Mary Van Note and Uni and Her Ukelele live tonight!
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I’m not from Africa, I’m from the Caribbean. It’s like African...
– Kevin Munroe @ Tommy T’s Showroom
December 2011
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As you can tell, I’m a broken man.
– Mike Spiegelman @ Tommy T’s Showroom
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This is my first time on a date with a new mom.
– Red “Homewrecker” Scott @ Brainwash Ladies Night [Paraphrase]
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It’s like the “L Word”, with a cast of 2000.
– Tom on going to Smith College in Massachusetts @ Brainwash Ladies Night (Winter Formal)
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I haven’t done comedy in a couple of weeks… [hypothetical heckler]...
– Valerie Branch @ Brainwash Ladies Night (Winter Formal).
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…it feels like a Care Bear’s vagina.
– Ali Wong on the warmth of an Ugg boot @ Paraphrase [Paraphrase]
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How do I know George Clooney is uncircumcised? Just a hunch.
– Emily Heller @ San Francisco Punch Line
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