December 2011
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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“I rather you fuck me, because I’m too lazy put your dick in my mouth”
– A crestfallen Pam Benjamin @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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“Asking a black person what sport they played in college is rude because they...”
– Gavin Cooper @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
Dec 25th
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Courting Sketchfest Countdown: Ron Funches @ The Purple Onion [26 Days]
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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“remember, ‘twas the night before CHRISTMAS, not the night before STEVE.”
– Blaine Capatch (via Twitter: @blainecapatch)
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
3 notes
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“… And I would wonder if I had to courage to touch the vagina of my...”
– Chris Duncan on being a child in the backseat after a parental fight during a vacation @ Dirty Trix
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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“I donated my semen today… to the Make a Wish Foundation”
– Pablo Ocegueda @ 800 Larkin [Paraphrase]
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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“You have enough problems as it is”
– Kyle Mizono’s mom’s anti-drug advice @ Dirty Trix
Dec 23rd
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“They call me the can opener because I convince women to do anal.”
– Andrew Holmgren @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd