April 2011
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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“What’s that? Keep drinking? Okay.”
– John Hoogasian, talking to his beer.
Apr 21st
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“This is the second girl who bought me a bike. A small dick goes a long way.”
– Darien Black on a recent procurement of a fixie. 
Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Reggie Steele
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Hecklers' Ball | Oakland, Berkeley & Bay Area... →
marcellacomedy: [Rachel Swan with another awesome piece on the stand-up lifestyle.] 
Apr 20th
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“Any hobbies or is it just pussy?”
– James Fluty @ a female gynecologist @ Our Little Theater
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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“Gynecologist, that’s a fishy story WAH WAH. That’s not my style.”
– Miles K @ a female audience member/gynecologist @ Our Little Theater
Apr 20th
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Wednesday Comedy Highlights (4/20/2011)
Griffin Daley and Co @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. 8 PM. 21+. $10. Brendan Lynch, Brian King, Justin Harrison, Lydia Popovich and headliner Emily Heller. Hosted by Griffin Daley. [North Beach Comedy, Potent Line Up.] 420 Comedy Smoke-Tacular @ the San Jose Improv. 62 S. 2nd St. San Jose. 7 PM. $12. 18+. 2 Drink Minimum. Featuring Kris Tinkle, Conor Kellicutt, Rob F. Martinez,...
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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“I’m just going to pack up my dignity now.”
– Josh Marlows after a Brainwash bomb
Apr 19th
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“It was worth it to cum in that boot”
– Moshe Kasher (explaining to an audience member his elaborate process with Ugg boot coitus)
Apr 19th
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“You think I give a fuck?! I just raw dogged a girl I met five days ago! For all...”
– Insanely Drunk Chris Duncan (via juanthecomedian)
Apr 19th
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