June 2011
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May 2011
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Blog Love!: Kickstarter for Drew Pult's "Wherever... →
Our documentary is about the ultimate irony, a stand-up comedian who can’t actually stand. After contracting viral encephalitis out of the blue, Drew Pult was left paralyzed from the waist down. With his entire world turned upside down, he decided to make light of a bad situation and get started on the comedy circuit.
Help out a great idea. 9 Days to contribute.
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Tuesday Comedy News (5/31/2011)
Pete Holmes CD Recording @ The Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8 PM. $15.
Hukilau Lounge Comedy . 5 Masonic Ave. SF. Sign Ups: 9:00 pm. Show: 9:30 pm. Hosted by Mean Dave. FREE!
Rising Stars Showcase @ Our Little Theater. 287 Ellis St. SF. 8 PM. $5. Hosted by. Andrew Roberts. (I’ll be wearing a suit to this. Class it up for all the tourist)
Harvey’s Funny Tuesday. 500 Castro St....
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Aren’t you proud of me now?! Top of the world pa!
– Robbie “Birthday Boy” Goodwin to his father at a sparsely attending comedy show [Paraphrase]
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Roman and OJ in: Dry
OJ: I'm dry
Roman: You mean like ashy?
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That guy is sober as fuck
– Sergio Barajas @ Irelands 32 as somebody rolls on the floor laughing
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Upcoming Shows ~ 5/31 & 6/1: Pete Holmes CD Recording @ The Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. $15. 8 PM.
[Big Fun]
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Man these jokes are hitting way harder here than in my bathroom…...
– Jon Fink @ The Purple Onion [Paraphrase]
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Life is the number one cause of death
– Marco Antonio Alvarez
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G King
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I’d choke my mama to get with a Latin woman.
– Tony Sparks to a table of Latinas.
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Blog Love!: SFStandup's Interview with Paula... →
Chad Lehrman interviews San Francisco Comedy Legend, Paula Poundstone, on her move from Boston, career mentality and her advice towards female comedians.
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Twilight is for future victims of abuse
– Kelly Anneken
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Our Little Theater in: San Leandro
Duat: Where are you from?
Young Lady: San Leandro.
Duat: San Leandro? That's bad. [To the tourists] San Leandro is for all the people too poor to live in Oakland.
Older Man: That IS bad.
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I’m pouring some whiskey out for my vagina
– Chantel Williams on celebrating her son’s birthday.
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I believe in God. How else do you explain the miraculous occurrence of waking up...
– Gary “Cornbread” Anderson [Paraphrase]
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News: "Hawkins brings comedy out of closet" (via... →
A really good article on David Hawkins, stand-up comedian and figurehead of the Blue Room and Toolbox. David’s wit and intelligence shines through in this piece.
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Saturday Comedy Shows (5/28/2011)
Big Damn Productions @ Kip’s. 2439 Durant Ave. Berkeley. $10. 8 PM. Featuring Daryus Monday, Stuart Thompson, Roman Leo, Chris Riggins and more. Hosted by Dash Kwiatkowski. [Next wave of headliners on this show.]
Jabari Davis and Associates @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. $20. 8 PM. Featuring Marco Antonio Alvarez, Jon Fink, Melanie O’Brien, DC Ervin, Angela Marie and...
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Barry Sobel - 3 Minute Talk Show - Episode 4 - w/ Joe Jonas
[I’m weirdly a fan of Joe Jonas now. Also, now must find more Shawn Pearlman. This is like Costco weekend samples for entertainment]
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Breaking up is similar to divorce like a cat scratching your hand is similar to...
– Nick Griffin [Paraphrase]
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I like my women like my citations for parking on the Golden Gate Bridge…...
– Sammy Franco
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Favorite Things of Last Night: Geoff Tate
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Have you every taken a poop so big that you didn’t want to turn around out...
– David Cairns
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Friday Comedy News: 5/27/2011
Charlie Ballard and Friends @ La Estrellita Cafe. Oakland. 9 PM. $10. 21+. Featuring Chris Riggins, Frankie Castro, Andrew Roberts, Mean Dave, Nick Padilla, Lyall Behrens, Steve Lee and Justin Harrison.
Snob Theater @ The Dark Room. 2263 Mission St. SF. $12. 9:30 PM Doors. 10 PM Show. Featuring Rachel McDowell, Trevor Hill, Max Curry and John Ross
Jabari Davis and Associates @ The Purple...
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Tony [Sparks] is the black father I’m glad I don’t have.
– Drew Harmon
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I fuck dudes for money
– Joe Gorman, “Gay Chicken” Champion