May 2011
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“Relax everybody. Kanye isn’t here. If he was he would have interrupted me...”
– Sam Davidoff
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“Sailors are like the pioneers of comedy! They were before Lenny Bruce”
– Juan “The Comedian” Medina @ Our Little Theater
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“Welcome to the Purple Onion, named after Charles Bukowski’s cock”
– Andrew Roberts @ Our Little Theater
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“I don’t need popping corn at a Natalie Portman movie…”
– The Well Known Comic [Well conceived premise]
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“I’m thinking of having this baby out of spite”
– Shanti Charan on a pregnancy scare
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“You make it a wreck, we’ll leave it a wreck. Nobody gets anything nice!”
– Natasha Muse dramatizing a passive aggressive Ground Zero Memorial committee member [Paraphrase]
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“You guys ready to do comedy? I’m not. I wanted to go home and eat ribs...”
– Tony Sparks Pre-Purple Onion
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“Look at how he’s walking. It’s like he’s trying to keeping his...”
– Mimi Vilmenay as Ivan Hernandez walks down the street [Paraphrase].
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Blog Love!: Janine Brito Takes over Kamau's Komedy... →
janinebrito:
Here’s a thing I wrote about a show that felt like it would give me a heart attack. But in the end, we learn there’s no end-all-be-all in comedy and that stand up takes hard work and dedication throughout your career. Optimists may look at this as “There’s always more to your journey!” Pessimists may look at this as “OMG I’M A PRISONER TO THE LAUGHTER FOREVER, AAAGGGGHHHH!”
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“I went to Good Vibes and got a $65 replacement for you. All you can do is wash a...”
– Melanie O’Brien explaining to a male audience member why a pleasure device is better than him [Paraphrase]
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“Interracial relationships are so great because you’re not supposed to be...”
– Kaseem Bentley on a road trip. [Paraphrase]
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“When you’re drunk the 5 second rule changes to ‘is there any dog...”
– Chase Perdue (via Twitter)
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Tuesday Comedy News: 5/24/2011
BE FUNNY open mic @ The New Parish. 579 18th St. Oakland, CA. Sign Ups @ 7 PM. Show @ 8 PM. Organized by. Bryant Hicks. Hosted by. Christopher Riggins.
Hukilau Lounge Comedy . 5 Masonic Ave. SF. Sign Ups: 9:00 pm. Show: 9:30 pm. Hosted by Mean Dave. FREE!
Rising Stars Showcase @ Our Little Theater. 287 Ellis St. SF. 8 PM. $5. Hosted by. Andrew Roberts. (I’ll be wearing a suit to...
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“Another year goes by and I still have never met a girl named Topanga”
– Imran G (via Facebook)
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