June 2011
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“I’ve come to the conclusion that shit that’s too real isn’t...”
– Conrad Roth [Paraphrased]
Jun 22nd
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Schiappacasse and Brumbaugh in: Clash of the...
Schiappacasse: Hey Paul, you've progressed from a shitty open mic-er to a shitty host.
Brumbaugh: Yeah at least I've progressed. You're still just a shitty open mic-er.
Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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Jun 21st
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“By a round of applause, who gives a shit that I have a CD? [Dead Silence]...”
– Greg Asdourian @ Deco 
Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
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Monday Comedy News (6/20/2011)
50 Mason Secret Society. 50 Mason St. San Francisco. 10 PM. 21+ Free. Featuring Chris Garcia, Casey Ley, Chris Thayer, Miles K and more.  The Bell Curve Project @ Stage Werx. 533 Sutter St. SF. $15. 8 PM. Featuring W. Kamau Bell, Boots Riley (of The Coup), Alex Koll, Nato Green, Janine Brito, Chuck Sklar, Kevin Camia and more. Tickets available: Here. For the People Comedy Anniversary @ The...
Jun 20th
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“I’m single, as you can tell by the bitchy attitude.”
– Marcella Arguello [Paraphrased]
Jun 20th
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“When a regular bully hits you, you might see stars. When a foster kid bully hits...”
– Kevin Camia [Paraphased]
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“That’s my place in the universe. Below a tri-pod… I’ve never...”
– Jackson McBrayer after losing his space to a camera 
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“People tense up when I say ‘Black Sprite’. I’m not talking...”
– Alex Koll [Paraphrased]
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“It’s OK to praise a woman’s physique by comparing her to a brick...”
– Trevor Hill (via Twitter)
Jun 20th
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Jun 20th
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“Hey it’s my dad in the audience! Just kidding guys, I’m a comedian,...”
– Coree Spencer [Paraphrase]
Jun 20th
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“Oakland! The City by the City by the Bay.”
– John Hoogasian
Jun 20th
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