September 2011
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Comedy Day Countdown: Featuring Marcella Arguello [18 Days]
August 2011
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Lamont King in "San Francisco Street Life"
Lamont King: I overheard one homeless guy tell the other...
Homeless Man # 1: Fuck you!
Lamont King: ... and the other guy responded...
Homeless Man # 2: You ain't fucking me!
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Comedy Day Countdown: Joe Klocek [19 Days]
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¿Cómo se dice “Popping my collar”?
– Priya Prasad
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Force applause is the best… not consensual laughs.
– Sammy Obeid @ The Purple Onion. [Paraphrase]
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Jason Wheeler
[Circa 2009]
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[I’m winning] because I play physical and crash the boards. I’m...
– Jesse McGrath explaining how he beats 6-year-olds at basketball [Paraphrase]
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Monday Comedy News: (8/29/2011)
KO Comedy @ The Punch Line. 444 Battery St. SF. 8 PM. $15. Feat Sammy Obeid, Kabir Singh, David Studebaker, Greg Asdourian, Tommy Scott, Joseph Corzo, Linda Grindel
Marga’s Funny Mondays @ The Marsh. 2120 Allston Way. Berkeley, CA. 8 PM. $10. (WOOF). Featuring Ben Feldman, Chris Thayer, TJ Kelsall, and Anna Seregina. Host: Marga Gomez. (More Information Link)
Deco Open Mic. 510 Larkin....
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Fuck you Philip, I hope your dick gets diabetes!
– Josh Argyle (dealing with a dirty child that stuck a gummy bear up his urethra.) [Paraphrase]
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Barry Sobel - 3 Minute Talk Show - Episode 6 - w/ Nia Vardalos. Featuring Tokyo Police Club and Rob Gleeson.
[I think I could love a robot. I’m pretty open minded.]
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As a comedian, I never blame an audience for a rough show. I blame the...
– Juan Medina (via Twitter)
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Every conversation is like a Fellini movie. I don’t understand…...
– Anita Drieseberg on talking with her mother [Paraphrase]
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Wouldn’t it be ironic if a writer got colon cancer, but it wasn’t...
– Stefan Davis [Paraphrase]
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“Laugh At: The Burning Man” by. Kellen Erskine (featuring Brendan Lynch)
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I don’t know what happen. All I know is I woke up 20 minutes later,...
– Jacob Rubin [Paraphrase]
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They say an elephant never forgets but I assume an elephant doesn’t have...
– Robin Higgins [Paraphrase]
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Bay Comedy Shows (8/28)
[Free] FAB Comedy @ Mel-O-Dee Lounge. 240 El Cerrito Plz. 8 pm. Feat Daryus Monday, Clare O’Kane, Sierra Frost, Andrew Roberts and Lydia Popovich. Hosted by Amy Miller.
Jabari Davis and Associates @ The Purple Onion. 140 Columbus Ave. SF. Feat Lamont King, Imran G, Jesse McGrath, Mike Brown and Jabari Davis. Hosted by Tony Sparks.
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You see, my legs are like Halloween. They’re all fucked up… I...
– Stephen Ku [Paraphrase]
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Eskimos, am I right? I think they’re so cool.
– Coree Spencer
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Favorite Things of Last Night: Skyler Stone.
[Last Thursday I did some comedy out in Los Angeles. This was our headliner. Onstage: very energetic. Off stage: Very polite.]
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