David Gborie and Audience in: Stay in the Room!
- David Gborie: You're going to break eye contact right now?!
- Audience Member: You're out of frame! [Fumbles with Camera]
- David Gborie: I don't give a sht about that! Life is happening right now! STAY IN THE ROOM! STAY IN THE ROOM! STAY IN THE ROOM!
“The last comedian called his wife a “bitch”, I wouldn’t call a woman a bitch because I know my mom, God rest her soul. I have two older sisters and these bitches are crazy.” —Leroy Stanfield Jr. @ Kimball’s Carnival [Paraphrase]
“The first naked person I saw [in San Francisco] was an old guy and it was gross because his belly button was an “outie” but his penis was an “innie”…” —E.J. Allen @ Negrolevity/Space 1582