January 2012
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Product Review: Kelly McCarron's "I'd Eat Them...
The night narrowly avoided calamity; Kelly was pulled over by an officer of the law en route to the show. Luckily the officer only issued a warning. “Wow, I learned something… I’m really pretty!” declares the sprightly comedian. Thus sets the tone for I’d Eat Them Both, a stand-up comedy album from Kelly McCarron, recorded live at the historic Purple Onion in San Francisco.[[MORE]]
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“I have a Master’s degree which means I did more college than required!...”
– Mike Drucker @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes. Episode 6....
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“I asked her “do you wanna be friends” and she said “I see a...”
– Barbara Holm after a support-hug with an audience member @ Vitus
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“Damn you Honey Comb, I don’t need you!”
– Jesse Elias at Smug Shift @ Dark Room Theater [Paraphrase]
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“My wife allows me to dress in a way that is comfortable and unfuckable.”
– Ron Funches @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
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“I’m bipolar so I don’t have to drink to be silly”
– Paul Sanford @ Brainwash [Paraphrase]
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Chris Garcia and Audience in... Promotion
Chris Garcia: I was recently let go from my job.
Audience (Half): Booo!
Audience (Half): Yay!
Chris Garcia: "Boo... yay... boo... yay..." Booyah! I just like to think I was promoted to full time comedian
[Paraphrase]
