April 2012
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I’m not doing too well emotionally… this night isn’t helping.
– Chase Bernstein @ Dirty Trix
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(singing) Let’s hear it for the boys [kicks over microphone stand]...
– Clare O’Kane’s opening line @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
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If I was on death row my last meal would be the never-ending pasta bowl.
– Justin Lafferty @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
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If everybody was suicidal, there would be no wars… I can dream
– Kurt Weitzmann @ Viracocha
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This is going to be hard for me because there are pretty women in here… 22...
– Cameron Vannini @ Brick and Mortar Music Hall.
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So I jacked off 8 times in one day this week.
– Daryus Monday’s opening line @ Brick and Mortar Music Hall
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Retro: This is crazy. Patton Oswalt, Marc Maron and Marty Higgins at Holy City Zoo circa 1993. Still loud, still brilliant. 408 Clement Forever.
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