June 2012
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I’m from a large Catholic family. Six boys and thirteen miscarriages.
– James Gleason @ Tommy T’s Showroom
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May 2012
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Last Day of Early Submission for San Francisco... →
The San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival (SFCBF) is a three day long festival celebrating two of the greatest things in the world: stand-up comedy and burritos. The entire festival will take place in the centrally located Mission District of San Francisco. Each ticket purchase will earn the festival goer a free burrito!
The festival will take place October 11th to 13th, 2012
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Courting Sketchfest: “Future Generations” by Keith Lowell Jensen
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Leslie Small and Audience in... Stuff White People...
Leslie Small: How was everybody's Memorial Day Weekending
Audience Member: Great!
Leslie Small: Great! I went camping.
Audience Member: What?
Leslie Small: Yeah, it's a white people thing. We like to go out and pretend that we're homeless... 'as long as we get to go home!'
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My friend was diagnosed with “whooping cough”, because apparently...
– Eric Cash @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
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If it looks like a bear and sounds like a bear, it’s probably an average...
– Eddy Jayson @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]
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You guys, how dykey do you have to be for [straight] guys to not hit on...
– Jessica Sele @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
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Kickstarter: “All Atheists Are Muslims” is going to the Hollywood Fringe Festival and it needs your help!
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Courting Sketchfest: “The Metric System” by Mary Mack
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I think they should have male cheerleaders in the WNBA… And those...
– Ethan Orloff @ Rockit Room [Paraphrase]
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I have a problem with watching reality T.V. It’s addictive. I almost had...
– Ben Kolina @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
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Sodomy after murder seems pretty shitty.
– Coree Spencer @ Vitus [Paraphrase]
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Courting Sketchfest: “Making Pot Brownies” by Ivan Hernandez
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