January 2013
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I’m pretty poor. I went to a potluck the other day and I brought napkins....
– Luke Lockfeld @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
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In law school I was working towards the middle. In esthetician school I was the...
– Stefani Silverman @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
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Sam Davidoff and Brendan Lynch in... Patronizing...
Sam Davidoff: This last guy, I wish he could be my father. Everybody give it up for Brendan Lynch!
[Brendan Lynch enters stage right as Sam exits]
Brendan Lynch: I would be your father if your mom wasn't a pig.
[Paraphrase]
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Nobody wants be called racist but so many people are so racist. I’m half...
– Allison Mick @ Storking Comedy/Stork Club [Paraphrase]
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