In the wake of the Oscar Pistorious murder(?) arrest, Ben and Nick - confused - scramble to find a reliable source. They fly out South African legal expert Johan Van Der Syl, who gives us the low-down on their quirky legal system. Ryan Papazian stops in to argue with Van Der Syl about hockey. Ryan loves hockey…a lot.
“There’s no more history on the History Channel; it’s all “Pawn Stars” and “Storage Nonsense”. It used to be a bunch of Hitler showers, but they don’t do that anymore, and somehow, now, it’s worse.”—David Nguyen @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]
“If you wanna rob a muthafucka, you should first refer back to the “Hierarchy of Muthafuckas”. If you got a gun, you’re on the top of that list. And then it’s mid-range weapons, like a pole, a muthafucka with ninja stars. And then it’s athletic muthafuckas. And then it’s a big, black muthafucka and I rule everything under that shit!”—Brandon Stokes on why he shouldn’t be targeted by crackheads for robbery @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy[Paraphrase]
This week on Baby Geniuses: the hilarious JANINE BRITO stops by! Another one of our friends from Totally Biased with W. Kamau Bell, Janine shares some knowledge about World War 2, learning how to shave your legs like a man, and the best way to face-murder someone.
Then: rhyming expert Reid FaylorDan the Rhymer debunks some myths about rhyming, shares some of his favorite ‘almost rhymes,’ and maaaaaybe has an emotional breakdown.
Plus: Lady pirates! How much do we need to brush our teeth, really! Horrible things that Emily did! And why does Lisa love Jessica Simpson so much?!
Podcast: The Sal and Angelo Podcast Episode 122 w/ Sal Calanni and Kevin Avery. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here.
This was a fun interview as Kevin Avery joins the podcast and we discuss his comedy beginnings in SF, struggling in LA, his film Thugs the Musical, having Chris Rock for a boss, and being the head writer for FX’s show, Totally Bias with W. Kamau Bell