Being a landlord in San Francisco is like being a coke-dealer in the 80s. People are basically throwing money at you for doing nothing. It’s like finding a cauldron of gold doubloons buried in your backyard. It’s pretty sweet.
“I recently had a bad experience with weed brownies. I ate two of them. 20 minutes later, I didn’t feel anything, so I ate another two. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, I got diabetes. Now I’m diabetic… still hasn’t kicked in yet.”—Christopher John @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
“It’s hard to lose a parent. It’s even harder if you were hoping to lose the other parent first. [beat] If you were my brother, you’d be giving me a standing ovation, ‘Finally somebody said it.’”—Laurie Kilmartin @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
So I live in the Bay Area now (again). Yup. after two-ish years of living in New York City, we are back. I say “we” because the main reason I moved back is because we, as a family, knew it was best for us.
Move Along Nothing to See Here With Hayden Greif-Neill, Emily Epstein White, Jesse Hett, Andrew Holmgren, Adam Pearlstein, Brendan Lynch, Tess Barker, and your regular hosts @ The Night Light 311 Broadway Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 FREE!
Hydra Show Headliner Matt Lieb (WATCH CLIP) @ Stork Club 2330 Telegraph Ave Oakland 6:30 FREE! - Vinnie’s Bar And Grill Stand Up Comedy @ 2045 Mt Diablo St Concord 7:30 FREE! - Move Along Nothing to See Here @ The Night Light 311 Broadway Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 FREE!
New Joke Workshop @ Mutiny Radio 5:30 sign-up/6:00-8:00 Five minutes new material with feedback given Host Pam Benjamin - The Monday Night Hype @ Brainwash 1122 Folsom St (SoMA) 6:00 sign-up/7:00-10:00 Four Minutes Hosts Mike Skott & Trevor Joyner - M3Sqrd @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21St (Mission) 7:30 sign-up/8:00 Five minutes Host Mikey Valentino - LOL @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 6:30 sign-up/7:00-8:00 - Portal’s Tavern @ 179 W. Portal Ave (West Portal) 8:00/9:00 Five minutes Host Justin Alan - Monday Nonsense Comedy Open Mic @ Showdown 10 6th St (SoMa) 9:30ish (after showcase) Host Susannah Chovnick
Ivy Room Open Mic @ 860 San Pablo, Albany 8:30 sign-up/9:00 5 minutes Host Johan Miranda
Woodham’s Lounge @ 4475 Steven’s Creek Blvd San Jose 8:30/9:00-1:00ish Host Pete Munoz - Monday Night Comedy @ Surf City Billiards 931 Pacific Ave 9:00-9:30 Host Stoney Godet
Tomorrow night, I get to do a guest spot with the Recchia during their improv show, “Your Fucked Up Relationship” for F!#&ing Free Friday*. For those who don’t know what I am talking about, the Recchia is the main team for Endgames Improv, the production company / improv school I went through, and…