December 2012
“I wish [my girlfriend] would cheat on me so I can be free.”
—Guactemo @ Portal’s Tavern
Listen
Podcast: Black Astronauts (Blackstronauts). Episode 5: Giants (w/ Andrew Holmgren). Hosted by David Gborie and OJ Patterson.
The Blackstronauts, encapsulated in the far reaches of the cold, dark vacuum, recall a recent simulation. This simulation had them half-intoxicated in AT&T Park, rooting for the San Francisco Giants – en route to a championship – alongside the premier Giant’s enthusiast, comedian Andrew Holmgren. Hologram recollection is often fragmented, especially at Mach David Gborie, but the trio does the their best to remember the Earth-day that once was.
“These are all new jokes. Thank God I wrote them in pencil.”
—Leo Moreland, open mic-ing it @ Portal’s Tavern [Paraphrase]
