The Blackstronauts, encapsulated in the far reaches of the cold, dark vacuum, recall a recent simulation. This simulation had them half-intoxicated in AT&T Park, rooting for the San Francisco Giants – en route to a championship – alongside the premier Giant’s enthusiast, comedian Andrew Holmgren. Hologram recollection is often fragmented, especially at Mach David Gborie, but the trio does the their best to remember the Earth-day that once was.
Really good news for fans of delightfulness: Ron Funches (Conan, Montreal) is here!! We talk about the Black Mafia Family and the Lanford Mafia Family (Roseanne). He also reveals the secret to making him cry. Emily and Lisa are delirious and also still reeling from the terror that is Action Park’s Wikipedia page. Kara Klenk Yvette Bobalescu tells us how to rip the hair out of our crotches and other places.