January 2013
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I asked a psychic if I’m going to jail. She said, ‘no’, so I...
– Kellen Erskine @ Comikaze Lounge/Cafe Royale
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If you double stuff the the same hole it’s no longer sex. It’s just...
– Josef Anolin chiding adult film stars @ Comikaze Lounge/Cafe Royale
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I’m a french comedian, I don’t go for the laugh.
– Clara Bijl on a cold crowd @ Comikaze Lounge/Cafe Royale
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I’m pretty poor. I went to a potluck the other day and I brought napkins....
– Luke Lockfeld @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
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In law school I was working towards the middle. In esthetician school I was the...
– Stefani Silverman @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]
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