Alcohol makes me happy. My family has a long history with happiness. — Jane Harrison @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
Blog Love: VICE's "How To Be a Landlord in San Francisco" -
Being a landlord in San Francisco is like being a coke-dealer in the 80s. People are basically throwing money at you for doing nothing. It’s like finding a cauldron of gold doubloons buried in your backyard. It’s pretty sweet.
The Rundown Thursday July 31 2014 -
The Rundown Thursday July 31 2014
All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.
Tonight is the last show at Café Iveta in Santa Cruz
Tonight’s Top Picks
The Mission Position
With Red Scott, Laura Crawford, Iris Benson, Cyrus Naderpour, Mary Van…
Moshe Kasher (Native) & Brent Weinbach (SF00s) // The Super Serious Show
*Photo by Mandee Johnson
I recently had a bad experience with weed brownies. I ate two of them. 20 minutes later, I didn’t feel anything, so I ate another two. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, I got diabetes. Now I’m diabetic… still hasn’t kicked in yet. — Christopher John @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
It’s hard to lose a parent. It’s even harder if you were hoping to lose the other parent first. [beat] If you were my brother, you’d be giving me a standing ovation, ‘Finally somebody said it.’ — Laurie Kilmartin @ Cynic Cave 2-Year Anniversary/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]
Hey Bay Area, in case you wanted to be in the mix, the famously hilarious Barbara Gray and Dave Ross will be in town later this week. I love them both, and if you’re reading this blog, you’ll probably love them too. Okay, byeeeeee!
I’m doing a west coast tour! With my good friend Barbara Gray. I can’t wait. I’ve never done stand-up in most of these places, and I’ve never even BEEN to some. Canada?! Uh uh uh whaaaaat?!
I can’t wait.
More info and tour dates and such at himandhertour.tumblr.com!