I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.
We traced our family tree, turns out its a circle. — Scott Capurro on his Southern heritage @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]
"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"
— Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]
I feel like marijuana is just a gateway drug to Wikipedia. — Trevor Hill @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]
7/19. Dames aux Gateaux present…Phyllis Diller Day (Vintage Clothing Sale) at The Alameda Museum. 2324 Alameda St. Free.
San Francisco: If you can make it here, you’re still gonna have to make it somewhere else. — Dro @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]
Daily Random: (7/11/2014)
You know you’re a nerd when you spend all your in-case-of-abortion money on a replica, full-length, Lord of the Rings gown.
Ali Brown @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Shapiro/Moore]