Daily Random (7/13/2014

courtingcomedy:

“Do you think that the people that invented bullet points used an actual gun?”

Justin Gomes @ Dirty Trix/Get Yucked Up [Paraphrase]

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mattgubser:

Kevin O’Shea kicking off the 10 o’clock segment of Cynic Cave’s marathon 2 year anniversary show. (at Lost Weekend Video)

mattgubser:

Kevin O’Shea kicking off the 10 o’clock segment of Cynic Cave’s marathon 2 year anniversary show. (at Lost Weekend Video)

mattgubser:

The Rundown Saturday July 12 2014

All your #Sanfrancisco #Bayarea #Standup #comedy #shows & #openmics

News

No shows at Purple Onion tonight.
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Cynic Cave celebrates its two year anniversary tonight with a 12 hours comedy fundraiser for Lost Weekend Video, starting at 8:00 PM. Watch the livestream HERE.
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Noah Gain’s show at Smoking Pig BBQ in Fremont will no longer happen.

Shows

Tonight’s Top Pick
Cynic Cave 2 Year Anniversary (After Hours Edition) 12 hours of shows to raise funds for Lost Weekend Video with dozens of the Bay Area’s best @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 $10
Top Free Show
#HellaFunny Kirk McHenry, Story Moyd, Josef Anolin, Trevor Joyner, host Tony Sparks, & more @ Rebel Lounge 1772 Market St (Hayes Valley) 10:00 Free with online RSVP/$20 door
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San Francisco

Bill Cosby 77 (WATCH CLIP) @ Sf Jazz Center 201 Franklin St (Hayes Valley) 4:00 $75-$125
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#HellaFunny @ Rebel Lounge 1772 Market St (Hayes Valley) 7:30 & 10:00 Free with online RSVP/$20 door
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Cynic Cave 2 Year Anniversary (After Hours Edition) @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 $10
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Bert DiVietri Presents: Sexy Comedy @ 50 Mason Social House 50 Mason (Tenderloin) 8:00 FREE!
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Daniel Tosh (WATCH CLIP) @ Nourse Theatre 1955 Sutter St (Civic Center) 8:00 & 10:30 $96-$144
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Cheaper Than Therapy @ Shelton Theatre 533 Sutter (Union Square) 10:00 $10
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A List Comedy @ Our Little Theatre 287 Ellis St (Tenderloin) 10:00 $10 BYOB
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Michael Che (WATCH CLIP) @ The Punchline 444 Battery (Financial) 7:30 & 9:30 $22 (2 drink min)
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Pete Holmes (WATCH CLIP) @ Cobb’s Comedy Club 915 Columbus Ave (Russian Hill) 7:30 & 9:45 $25 (2 drink min)

East Bay

Full Plate of Laughs Headliner Pharoah @ The Great Plate Bar & Grill 714 Central Tracy 6:00 $20
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Comedy Uncorked Benefit for Open Heart Kitchen featuring The 3 Still Standing Comedy Tour @ Retzlaff Vineyards 1356 South Livermore Ave Livermore 7:30 $30 adv/$35 door
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Oakland Comedy Hideaway Chinedu Unaka (WATCH CLIP) @ Spice Monkey 1628 Webster St Oakland 7:30 & 10:00 $15-$25
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Bunjo’s Comedy All Stars @ Vito’s Express 4060 Grafton St Dublin 8:30 $10
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Free Comedy & Dance Party Headliner Brendan Lynch (TWITTER) @ Pappy’s 2367 Telegraph Ave Berkeley 8:30 FREE!
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Summer Arts Salon @ 831 53rd St Oakland 9:00 FREE!
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Daniel Dugar (WATCH CLIP) @ Tommy T’s 5104 Hopyard Rd Pleasanton 7:00 & 9:45 $15-$25
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South Bay

Santa Cruz Fringe Fest: Will Durst’s BoomeRaging (WATCH CLIP) @ Santa Cruz County Veteran’s Memorial Building 846 Front St Santa Cruz 3:00 $12
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Santa Cruz Fringe Fest: DNA’s Stand-Up Mash-Up Headliner Trevor Hill (WATCH CLIP) @ Center Stage 1001 Center St Santa Cruz 6:30 $12
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Scott Capurro (WATCH CLIP) @ Agenda Lounge 399 1st St San Jose 8:00 $15
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Christopher Titus: The Angry Pursuit of Happiness (WATCH CLIP) @ Rio Theater 1205 Soquel Ave Santa Cruz 8:00 $25-$35
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Maureen Langhan (WATCH CLIP) @ The Planet Ultra Lounge 2110 N. Fremont St. Monterey 9:15 $10
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Dan St. Germain (WATCH CLIP) @ Rooster T Feathers 157 W. El Camino Real Sunnyvale 8:00 & 10:30 $19
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Joey Diaz (WATCH CLIP) @ San Jose Improv 62 S. 2nd St San Jose 7:00 & 9:00 $20

North Bay

Marincomedypresents Dave Burleigh (WATCH CLIP) @ Trek Wine 1026 Machin Ave Novato 7:00 $20
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Sandra Valls (WATCH CLIP) @ San Geronimo Community Center 6350 Sir Francis Drake Blvd San Geronimo 8:00 $16
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An Evening with Judy Gold (WATCH CLIP) @ Throckmorton Theatre 142 Throckmorton Ave Mill Valley 8:00 $23-$33
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Lewis Black (WATCH CLIP) @ City Winery 1030 Main St Napa 8:00 $55-$75 SOLD OUT
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Las Guitarras presents Cantina Comedy Headliner Kul Black (WATCH CLIP) 1017 Reichert Ave Novato 9:00 $15

Open Mics

San Francisco

Godfrey’s Reality Check @ Ray’s Hearth 4701 Geary (Inner Richmond) 7:30 sign-up/8:30-11:00
Meredith Godfrey
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East Bay

Open Mic @ The Baltic 135 Park Place, Point Richmond 8:00
D. Ferg

South Bay

Comedy at Bogart’s @ 1209 Wildwood Ave Sunnyvale 8:30/9:00
Pete Munoz
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Upcoming

7/15 Daryus Monday and Mike Spiegelman Live Taping @ Layover Oakland
7/25-7/26 Daymon Ferguson Album Release Party @ Purple Onion
7/25-7/27 Comedy Superfest Oakland
8/1 2nd Annual Comedy Crawl
8/27 Marga Gomez Commonwealth Club Interview
9/12 Funny or Die Oddball Comedy Fest Mountain View
9/14 34th Annual Comedy Day San Francisco

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

Daily Random: (7/12/2014)

courtingcomedy:

Favorite Things of Last Night: Sean Keane’s #OutsideLands Paul McCartney Live Tweets

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"Tinder: A dating site where people who just want to have casual sex meet up with people looking for long, committed relationships. They meet up for coffee and two people leave unsatisfied."

Chris Thayer @ Cobb’s Comedy Club [Paraphrase]

Favorite Things of Last Night: Amy Miller

[Amy Miller, performing this weekend at Cobb’s Comedy Club, is an anomaly. I last caught her set in April opening for Henry Phillips—scampy singer-songwriter—at the Punch Line. Prior to that, a long lull. That night, at the Punch Line, she was exceptionally funny, crisp, professional, and performed within herself (i.e. poised and keen). Then, last night at Cobb’s, in an uncannily short turnaround, she was even funnier. This clip is a great example of who Amy is and what Amy does (and it’s glorious to the senses). Check it out and share if you’re down with the get down]

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

fivefifteen:

I respect a man who can make me look short…and is also funny as shit.

"We traced our family tree, turns out its a circle."

— Scott Capurro on his Southern heritage @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

emilyheller:

New episode of The Future! With Alia Shawkat!!!

(Source: youtube.com)

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"
— Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]

"I’m so gay, my phone auto-corrects "hi" to "HIV". It’s hard to recover on Grinder: ‘HIV, wanna fuck?’"

Casey Ley @ Rite Spot Cafe/Misery Index [Paraphrase]