agavecomedy:

http://www.sanjose.com/live-stand-up-comedy-august-26th-e2148041 buy one get one free
cyniccave:

Friday Aug 29th
I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS
It’s that time again. IT’S I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS! Comics will cut out most of their bullshit act and leave you with the joke/jokes they keep closest to their hearts- their closers. Jam packed with their own personal favorites, old faithfuls and maybe even some new tricks, I’ll Leave You With This will teach these comics their ABCs- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. This month is super special, because Labor Day Weekend is upon us again, meaning two things- 
1. We celebrate the Labor Movement with a day off to drink and 
2. EVERYONE IN STEAMPUNK GOGGLES IS AT BURNING MAN! 
Come celebrate your freedom from dreadlocks and 80 hour work weeks with us! This week’s line up- George ChenLand Smith-AbbinanteRon ChapmanDhaya LakshminarayananDrew PlattJesse FernandezKaseem BentleyNato Greenand your hostJane Harrison! 8pm $10drinks/snacks available

cyniccave:

Friday Aug 29th

I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS

It’s that time again. 
IT’S I’LL LEAVE YOU WITH THIS! 
Comics will cut out most of their bullshit act and leave you with the joke/jokes they keep closest to their hearts- their closers. Jam packed with their own personal favorites, old faithfuls and maybe even some new tricks, I’ll Leave You With This will teach these comics their ABCs- ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING. 

This month is super special, because Labor Day Weekend is upon us again, meaning two things-

1. We celebrate the Labor Movement with a day off to drink and

2. EVERYONE IN STEAMPUNK GOGGLES IS AT BURNING MAN!

Come celebrate your freedom from dreadlocks and 80 hour work weeks with us! 

This week’s line up- 
George Chen
Land Smith-Abbinante
Ron Chapman
Dhaya Lakshminarayanan
Drew Platt
Jesse Fernandez
Kaseem Bentley
Nato Green

and your host
Jane Harrison

8pm 
$10
drinks/snacks available

cyniccave:

Aug 27 - Weds
FUN TIMES WITH FRIENDS : HEROES
Johan MirandaChad Opitzplus regulars Scott Simpson Brandon Stokes Ron Chapman Aly Jones

cyniccave:

Aug 27 - Weds

FUN TIMES WITH FRIENDS : HEROES

Johan Miranda
Chad Opitz

plus regulars 
Scott Simpson Brandon Stokes Ron Chapman Aly Jones

Chris and Karen grab the hilarious Guy Branum before tearing around the streets of Hollywood in the ‘08 Honda Accord. His laugh will mend your soul…or at least help balance out any feelings of panic caused by Chris’s traffic blurtings.


http://astrecords.com 
http://shop.rooftopcomedy.com/album/fairbanks
http://www.guybranum.com/

mattgubser:

The Rundown August 25 2014 

All your #SanFrancisco #BayArea #standup #comedy #shows & #openmics.

News

Tonight’s Top Picks

Laughgasm
With Johan Miranda, Jesse Hett, Nicole Calasich, Stroy Moyd, Gob Hilliarb, host Andrew Holmgren @ Rite Spot Café 2099 Folsom St (Mission) 9:00 FREE!

Move Along Nothing to See Here
With Matt Gubser, Mary Van Note, Jesse Fernandez, Christopher John, Jules Posner, Brendan Lynch, & regulars @ The Night Light 311 Broadway Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 FREE!

Shows

San Francisco

The Business: The Day are Getting Shorter but They’re Still Pretty Long Edition @ Lost Weekend Video 1034 Valencia (Mission) 8:00 $5
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Jury Duty @ Milk Bar 1840 Haight St (Haight) 8:00 FREE!
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LOL Mondays at OMG @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 8:00 FREE!
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Melt the Mic Headliner Matt Lieb (WATCH CLIP) @ Melt Café 700 Columbus (North Beach) 8:00 FREE!
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Monday Nonsense Comedy Showcase Headliner Jessica Sele (WATCH CLIP) @ Showdown 10 6th St (SoMa) 8:00 FREE!
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Laughgasm @ Rite Spot Café 2099 Folsom St (Mission) 9:00 FREE!

Peninsula

It’s Funny Now Headliner Ben Feldman (WATCH CLIP) @ The Swingin’ Door 106 E 25th St 9:00 FREE!

East Bay

Vinnie’s Bar And Grill Stand Up Comedy @ 2045 Mt Diablo St Concord 7:30 FREE!
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Move Along Nothing to See Here @ The Night Light 311 Broadway Oakland (Jack London) 8:00 FREE!

South Bay

Monday Night Comedy Headliner Lucia Carol Tuman (WATCH CLIP) @ Surf City Billiards 931 Pacific Ave 9:30 FREE!

Open Mics

San Francisco

New Joke Workshop @ Mutiny Radio 5:30 sign-up/6:00-8:00 Five minutes new material with feedback given
Host Pam Benjamin
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The Monday Night Hype @ Brainwash 1122 Folsom St (SoMA) Sign up through FB page/7:00-10:00/Four Minutes/Weekly
Hosts Trevor Joyner & Dirty Mike
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M3Sqrd @ Mutiny Radio 2781 21St (Mission) 7:30 sign-up/8:00 start/Five minutes
Host Mikey Valentino
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LOL @ OMG 43 Sixth St (SoMa) 6:30 sign-up/7:00-8:00
Host Sampson McCormick
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Portal’s Tavern @ 179 W. Portal Ave (West Portal) 8:00/9:00 Five minutes
Host Justin Alan

East Bay


Monday Funnies Stand-Up Open Mic @ Continental Club 1658 12th St Oakland 8:00
Pharaoh Comedian
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Ivy Room Open Mic @ 860 San Pablo, Albany 8:30 sign-up/9:00 5 minutes
Host Johan Miranda

South Bay

Woodham’s Lounge @ 4475 Steven’s Creek Blvd San Jose 8:30-1:30ish/share the flyer and tag Pete to reserve a spot
Host Pete Munoz
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Monday Night Comedy @ Surf City Billiards 931 Pacific Ave 9:00-9:30
Host Stoney Godet

Upcoming

8/27 Marga Gomez Commonwealth Club Interview
9/6 Chris Tucker Paramount Theatre Oakland
9/11-10/11 39th Annual San Francisco Comedy Competion
9/12 Funny or Die Oddball Comedy Fest Mountain View
9/14 34th Annual Comedy Day San Francisco
10/4 Wild 94.9 Comedy Jam

See something I missed? Want to make sure your show is listed?
Email matt@mattgubser.com.

mattgubser:

Josh Argyle bemoans the hardships of Raiders fandom at a Punch Line. #sanfrancisco #comedy  (at Punch Line San Francisco)

mattgubser:

Josh Argyle bemoans the hardships of Raiders fandom at a Punch Line. #sanfrancisco #comedy (at Punch Line San Francisco)

(Source: foxadhd)

Laurie Kilmartin (Native) Taping a Comedy Special Entitled “45 Jokes About My Dead Dad”

thecomedybureau:

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