Kumail Nanjiani in "San Francisco Treats"

  • Kumail: I leave next evening. Is there anything I should do in San Francisco before I leave?
  • Audience Member: Eat some pussy!
  • Kumail: What? I don't think that's what San Francisco is known for. 'Have you had the pussy? It's so spicy!... Fuck Alcatraz, eat some pussy!'
  • [Paraphrase]