I don’t need a certificate to prove I was born, like, I don’t need a trophy to show that I started a race. - Andrew Holmgren @ Purple Onion by Sam Ardrey

I don’t need a certificate to prove I was born, like, I don’t need a trophy to show that I started a race.

- Andrew Holmgren @ Purple Onion by Sam Ardrey

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