They say “don’t let the bed bugs bite” but if you have bed bugs, and you sleep on that bed, they will bite you. That phrase should be changed to “sleep on the floor”. - Luke Lockfeld @ Il Pirata 

They say “don’t let the bed bugs bite” but if you have bed bugs, and you sleep on that bed, they will bite you. That phrase should be changed to “sleep on the floor”.

- Luke Lockfeld @ Il Pirata 

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