These glasses and this mustache are not ironic… I actually molest children. I’m kidding; that’s just what I say to pick up women. 

- Matt Lieb @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]

These glasses and this mustache are not ironic… I actually molest children. I’m kidding; that’s just what I say to pick up women. 

- Matt Lieb @ Milk Bar [Paraphrase]