You can’t fake a bald spot and a thousand yard stare - Dan Allenderwest on his resentment for being carded @ SUB/Mission [Photo by Britney Snider/Full Hair Swagraphy]

You can’t fake a bald spot and a thousand yard stare

- Dan Allenderwest on his resentment for being carded @ SUB/Mission

[Photo by Britney Snider/Full Hair Swagraphy]

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