I’m not going to get into a [car] accident because I’ve been playing Mario Kart for 20 years! [Crowd uproariously applauds]

- Joe Praino on drunk driving @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

I’m not going to get into a [car] accident because I’ve been playing Mario Kart for 20 years! [Crowd uproariously applauds]

- Joe Praino on drunk driving @ Dirty Trix [Paraphrase]

(via bullet-and-target)