San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Mary Van Note (“It’s not only delicious, this burrito was made by a magical burrito fairy. With every bite something awesome happens. One bite… a brilliant well-constructed stand-up bit pops in my head. Second bite… 5 million dollars magically appears in my checking account. Third bite… endless magical burritos for life. You get the idea.”) [54 Days Left]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Mary Van Note (“It’s not only delicious, this burrito was made by a magical burrito fairy. With every bite something awesome happens. One bite… a brilliant well-constructed stand-up bit pops in my head. Second bite… 5 million dollars magically appears in my checking account. Third bite… endless magical burritos for life. You get the idea.”) [54 Days Left]