San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Maggie Maye (“I’m a Texas girl, so I like my burritos with meat. Not chicken, I’m not a vegetarian. I’m talking steak fajita. Then add tomato, guac, a lot of cheese and a smidge of white onions. Also, lime juice, if you’ve got it. No lettuce; I want a burrito, not a salad. And gunpowder because I’m a badass.”) [52 Days Left]

[Photo by Whitney Lee]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Maggie Maye (“I’m a Texas girl, so I like my burritos with meat. Not chicken, I’m not a vegetarian. I’m talking steak fajita. Then add tomato, guac, a lot of cheese and a smidge of white onions. Also, lime juice, if you’ve got it. No lettuce; I want a burrito, not a salad. And gunpowder because I’m a badass.”) [52 Days Left]

[Photo by Whitney Lee]