San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Anna Seregina (“We’re in a public place, but it feels like we’re alone. You’re wearing casual khakis, and I can tell your salmon-colored shirt breathes well. “Did you remember to ask for no onions on my super veggie burrito?” I ask. “Yehrerrh,” you reply, your mouth stuffed to its limits with a beef taco. Perfect.”) [22 Days]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: Anna Seregina (“We’re in a public place, but it feels like we’re alone. You’re wearing casual khakis, and I can tell your salmon-colored shirt breathes well. “Did you remember to ask for no onions on my super veggie burrito?” I ask. “Yehrerrh,” you reply, your mouth stuffed to its limits with a beef taco. Perfect.”) [22 Days]