San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: DJ REAL (“The Singularity Burrito: A burrito that teleports you to anywhere in the universe whenever you take a bite. And if you choose another planet, and you’re still holding the burrito, the area immediately surrounding your body maintains Earth’s atmosphere. but you’re screwed if there’s a hostile alien attack. This is a dream burrito right?”) [5 Days Left]

[Photo by Elliot Marshall]

San Francisco Comedy and Burrito Festival Countdown: DJ REAL (“The Singularity Burrito: A burrito that teleports you to anywhere in the universe whenever you take a bite. And if you choose another planet, and you’re still holding the burrito, the area immediately surrounding your body maintains Earth’s atmosphere. but you’re screwed if there’s a hostile alien attack. This is a dream burrito right?”) [5 Days Left]

[Photo by Elliot Marshall]