“I feel like I should get a standing ovation for using the bathroom here… I’m sure it’s so that people don’t do drugs or have sex but that’s all i want to do after leaving [it].” - Morgan Murphy @ Esta Noche [Paraphrase] [Photo by Morgan Murphy]

“I feel like I should get a standing ovation for using the bathroom here… I’m sure it’s so that people don’t do drugs or have sex but that’s all i want to do after leaving [it].”

- Morgan Murphy @ Esta Noche [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Morgan Murphy]

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