"My friend told me, ‘You should just go bald’. I told him, ‘I’m trying!’ This is as bald as I can get.”

- Christopher John @ 222 Hyde/SF Comedy Cellar [Paraphrase]

"My friend told me, ‘You should just go bald’. I told him, ‘I’m trying!’ This is as bald as I can get.”

- Christopher John @ 222 Hyde/SF Comedy Cellar [Paraphrase]