"I’ve recently named my dick "Barack Obama", because it won’t live up to your expecations… but it will get the job done!"

- Matt Lieb @ iL Pirata [Paraphrase]

"I’ve recently named my dick "Barack Obama", because it won’t live up to your expecations… but it will get the job done!"

- Matt Lieb @ iL Pirata [Paraphrase]