"Miss Piggy let a frog fuck her. That’s inspiring. ‘If this frog can fuck this pig, I can definitely do stand-up comedy.’ You know how smooth a frog has to be to fuck a pig? That’s different species!"

- Hannibal Buress on the Muppets @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]

"Miss Piggy let a frog fuck her. That’s inspiring. ‘If this frog can fuck this pig, I can definitely do stand-up comedy.’ You know how smooth a frog has to be to fuck a pig? That’s different species!"

- Hannibal Buress on the Muppets @ San Francisco Punch Line [Paraphrase]