Happy St. Patrick’s Day. I don’t really celebrate the day but who am I to scoff at the people who take reassurance in their heritage. In light of tonight’s festivities (stay safe please) I present to you a gentleman named Paul F. Tompkins. Here is a Paddy’s day themed excerpt from his 2009 comedy album, Freak Wharf. This ultimately proves his greatness, and should be appreciated with no copyright infringement intended.