"If you wanna rob a muthafucka, you should first refer back to the “Hierarchy of Muthafuckas”. If you got a gun, you’re on the top of that list. And then it’s mid-range weapons, like a pole, a muthafucka with ninja stars. And then it’s athletic muthafuckas. And then it’s a big, black muthafucka and I rule everything under that shit!"

Brandon Stokes¬†on why he shouldn’t be targeted by crackheads for robbery @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]