"I love hip-hop… I like going to hip-hop shows. I do find them too interactive for my tastes though. ‘When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’ Alright, buddy. I didn’t come here for a rally; just rap. I like that that’s my understanding of contemporary hip-hop. When I say “hey”, you say “ho”!’. I sound like my dad rapping. ‘Well name is Paul and I’m here to say…’ My dad and I are the voice that Eddie Murphy mocks."

Jon Urlie @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]. Full set available: Here (@ 00:33:56)