Hey, in eleven days I’m performing stand up comical orations at the Purple Onion for the third time in my professional career. The last time I tickled so many people, four of whom I knew. If you were bummed that you couldn’t see me, FRET NOT! This event is $10, on a Wednesday (which is the new Friday) and features a slew of talented comedians/nerds. In light of the “theme” of the show, I’m looking to be the Lando of the night, but there’s another black guy involved: GARY CORNBREAD ANDERSON! He’s much more Billy Dee than I could ever hope to be (RHYME!). So with my height, brown exterior, and proliferation of facial hair, I will resolve to be the noble Wookie known as Chewbacca (Chewie if you’re a familiar). My duties as Chewbacca include being loud, intimidating, strong, comprehensive to only a few people, enjoy a game of space chess, not wear any pants, AND be ultimately lovable.
FYI, I don’t have a shirt on as I type this.
SEE YOU AT THE PURPLE ONION!

Hey, in eleven days I’m performing stand up comical orations at the Purple Onion for the third time in my professional career. The last time I tickled so many people, four of whom I knew. If you were bummed that you couldn’t see me, FRET NOT! This event is $10, on a Wednesday (which is the new Friday) and features a slew of talented comedians/nerds. In light of the “theme” of the show, I’m looking to be the Lando of the night, but there’s another black guy involved: GARY CORNBREAD ANDERSON! He’s much more Billy Dee than I could ever hope to be (RHYME!). So with my height, brown exterior, and proliferation of facial hair, I will resolve to be the noble Wookie known as Chewbacca (Chewie if you’re a familiar). My duties as Chewbacca include being loud, intimidating, strong, comprehensive to only a few people, enjoy a game of space chess, not wear any pants, AND be ultimately lovable.

FYI, I don’t have a shirt on as I type this.

SEE YOU AT THE PURPLE ONION!