"When I’m in Oakland, I’m afraid I’m going to get shot. When I’m in Berkeley, I’m afraid I’m going to shoot somebody."

- Andrew Roberts @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]

"When I’m in Oakland, I’m afraid I’m going to get shot. When I’m in Berkeley, I’m afraid I’m going to shoot somebody."

- Andrew Roberts @ Stork Club/Storking Comedy [Paraphrase]