Curly Connection: Conspiracy Theory

Has anyone ever noticed how many curly-haired comedians are roaming the Bay Area? 

It’s a little fishy if you ask me. Sammy Franco, Donny Divanian, DJ Real, Cameron Vannini, Jesse Elias (and don’t even get me started on Adrian Palenchar… where is that mofo). All funny. Maybe the comedy lays Samsonitely in their hair. I’m just saying, these manes are not to fucked with. Case closed.

Also gives me an opportunity to post this video by Don’t Stop or We’ll Die!