Onion Juice: Countdown to the Purple Onion (Tickets)

I have tickets!

There’s a lot of work to be done now. No excuses, I have physical evidence that people can physically buy from physically me. Time to hustle.

I thought about working the system to benefit the people coming out, taking a bit of a personal hit ala friend/partner/confidant Roman Leo but then something struck me…

I’ve always wanted to do a show at the Dark Room Theater starring: Roman, David Cairns, and I (as the Burrito Continuum) featuring Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Elias and headlined by Donny Divanian. I drew sketches of this show poster as a child (it’s a long-running dream). Now, with these tickets, I have the opportunity to make that dream come true as well as other improvements upon the comedy kit (new business cards, new web domains, etc).


with that in mind if I seem extra persistent in selling my wares when you see me/read me, know it’s for the cause of great comedy and most importantly (DREAMS).

Hope you believe in my dreams. Or like to spend money. THE ONION HUSTLE STARTS NOW!