Onion Juice: Countdown to the Purple Onion (Tickets)

I have tickets!

There’s a lot of work to be done now. No excuses, I have physical evidence that people can physically buy from physically me. Time to hustle.

I thought about working the system to benefit the people coming out, taking a bit of a personal hit ala friend/partner/confidant Roman Leo but then something struck me…

I’ve always wanted to do a show at the Dark Room Theater starring: Roman, David Cairns, and I (as the Burrito Continuum) featuring Ivan Hernandez, Jesse Elias and headlined by Donny Divanian. I drew sketches of this show poster as a child (it’s a long-running dream). Now, with these tickets, I have the opportunity to make that dream come true as well as other improvements upon the comedy kit (new business cards, new web domains, etc).

SO

with that in mind if I seem extra persistent in selling my wares when you see me/read me, know it’s for the cause of great comedy and most importantly (DREAMS).

Hope you believe in my dreams. Or like to spend money. THE ONION HUSTLE STARTS NOW!