"I’m a woman in her 30s. I don’t have kids, I don’t have a husband; it’s on purpose. It’s all apart of my master plan: I care about my future and I don’t give shit about my legacy."

— Lydia Popovich @ 24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video

Favorite Things of Last Night: Natasha Muse and Jesse Fernandez on Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave

"He was so sad, he grew his own hair-shirt" – Natasha Muse
"If you showed me that head on that body, I’d say that was pretty good CGI." – Jesse Fernandez 

Favorite Things of Last Night: Natasha Muse and Jesse Fernandez on Roman Leo @ #24HourCynicCave

"He was so sad, he grew his own hair-shirt" – Natasha Muse

"If you showed me that head on that body, I’d say that was pretty good CGI." – Jesse Fernandez 

"The juxtaposition of laughter and snoring… this is art, this is art."

Caitlin Gill @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

Things Eloisa Bravo Hates. #24HourCynicCave

Ryan Papazian has a breakdown, takes his shirt off. #subjectify

Ryan Papazian has a breakdown, takes his shirt off. #subjectify

"A saw a lady with pictures only from the waist up. I think she’s a centaur."

Matt Curry on online dating @ #24HourCynicCave / Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]

"I have a weird voice. It sounds like a black guy, that sounds like a white guy, making fun of a black guy. I sound like Yosemite Samuel L. Jackson"

Greg Edwards @ 24HourCynicCave/Lost Weekend Video [Paraphrase]