I just used all my time explaining how you didn’t fuck my wife.

Drew Harmon at Joe Gorman @ 50 Mason [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Dave DeLuca]

My favorite dinosaur is the clitoris

- Greg Edwards @ 50 Mason

[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

12/3. [Comedy] Secret Society @ 50 Mason. 50 Mason St. SF. 8 PM. FREE! Caitlin Gill, DJ Real, Sean Keane, Kellen Erskine, Janine Brito, Greg Edwards and more. Open Mic at 7 PM.

12/19 [Comedy] War on Christmas @ 50 Mason Social House. 10PM. FREE. Feat Jason Mack, Jacob Rubin, William Head, Justin Alan, Jesse McGrath, Dash Kwiatkowski and Butch Escobar. Hosted by Seamus Calder.

11/26. Babes of Comedy Show @ 50 Mason Social House. 9PM. FREE. Feat Lydia Popovich, Elosia Bravo, Coree Spencer and Caitlin Gill.

I need to smoke a joint and figure out this life thing

- Quincy Weekley on being 30 @ 50 Mason

11/7. [Comedy] Secret Society @ 50 Mason. 50 Mason St. SF. 10 PM. FREE! Feat Kevin Camia, Joe Gorman, Butch Escobar, Jesse Elias, Jules Posner and Melanie O’Brien.

[Late laughs from a ridiculously good line up. All for free? Say what?!]

10/3. 50 Mason Secret Society @ 50 Mason. SF. Free. 10 PM. Featuring Nato Green, Caitlin Gill, Andy McFood, Edwin Li, Brendan Lynch and more.

Can I tell you a secret? Do you promise not to tell anyone? Pinky swear?

One of our hilarious comics for this month’s show was Deepthroat (from the Watergate scandal, not the porno). I’m serious, one of these comics was instrumental in taking down Nixon. I can’t say who, but maybe if you come to watch our amazing free comedy show you’ll be able to figure it out.

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