"I’m jealous of black people because they get to call each other a word… And that word is: friend."

— Matt Rath


If sex equals love, my wife despises me.

- Bryant Hicks @ 50 Mason Social House [Paraphrase]

If sex equals love, my wife despises me.

- Bryant Hicks @ 50 Mason Social House [Paraphrase]


32 Degrees Fahrenheit is the point that snowboarding becomes waterboarding… What is this a Celsius crowd?

Ben Kolina @ 50 Mason Social House
[Photo by Josh Denault]

32 Degrees Fahrenheit is the point that snowboarding becomes waterboarding… What is this a Celsius crowd?

Ben Kolina @ 50 Mason Social House

[Photo by Josh Denault]

4/28. Comedy @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. Free. 7PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, Bryant Hicks, OJ Patterson, Ben Kolina, Sergio Barajas, Dash Kwaitkowski, Lyall Behrens, Matt Rathbun, and Varun Rajan. Hosted by Joe Gorman? 

4/28. Comedy @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. Free. 7PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, Bryant Hicks, OJ Patterson, Ben Kolina, Sergio Barajas, Dash Kwaitkowski, Lyall Behrens, Matt Rathbun, and Varun Rajan. Hosted by Joe Gorman? 

4/27. Eli Braden @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. $5. 8PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch and Janine Brito. Tickets Available: Here


I just used all my time explaining how you didn’t fuck my wife.

Drew Harmon at Joe Gorman @ 50 Mason [Paraphrase]
[Photo by Dave DeLuca]

I just used all my time explaining how you didn’t fuck my wife.

Drew Harmon at Joe Gorman @ 50 Mason [Paraphrase]

[Photo by Dave DeLuca]

"I would fuck JTT, now and when he was thirteen."

— Melanie O’Brien on Jonathan Taylor Thomas @ 50 Mason [Paraphrase]


My favorite dinosaur is the clitoris

- Greg Edwards @ 50 Mason
[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

My favorite dinosaur is the clitoris

- Greg Edwards @ 50 Mason

[Photo by Shawn Robbins]

12/3. [Comedy] Secret Society @ 50 Mason. 50 Mason St. SF. 8 PM. FREE! Caitlin Gill, DJ Real, Sean Keane, Kellen Erskine, Janine Brito, Greg Edwards and more. Open Mic at 7 PM.

12/3. [Comedy] Secret Society @ 50 Mason. 50 Mason St. SF. 8 PM. FREE! Caitlin Gill, DJ Real, Sean Keane, Kellen Erskine, Janine Brito, Greg Edwards and more. Open Mic at 7 PM.

12/19 [Comedy] War on Christmas @ 50 Mason Social House. 10PM. FREE. Feat Jason Mack, Jacob Rubin, William Head, Justin Alan, Jesse McGrath, Dash Kwiatkowski and Butch Escobar. Hosted by Seamus Calder.

12/19 [Comedy] War on Christmas @ 50 Mason Social House. 10PM. FREE. Feat Jason Mack, Jacob Rubin, William Head, Justin Alan, Jesse McGrath, Dash Kwiatkowski and Butch Escobar. Hosted by Seamus Calder.