Andrew Holmgren and Alex Lindo at 50 Mason Social Club
![And then she said, “Alright, I’ll blow you, but if I get bored, I’ll stop”
- Dash Kwiatkowski’s “weird sex” story @ 50 Mason Social House
[Photo by Britney Snider]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6vb32MVSO1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
And then she said, “Alright, I’ll blow you, but if I get bored, I’ll stop”
- Dash Kwiatkowski’s “weird sex” story @ 50 Mason Social House
[Photo by Britney Snider]
"I feel comfortable with your silence. You know that part in Pulp Fiction where they’re like “You feel comfortable to shut the fuck up”? I feel we’re there [pause] #courtingcomedy"
— Lyall Behrens @ 50 Mason Social House
"I don’t think I could have sex with a pregnant woman, although, it would probably the only threesome I’d be apart of."
— Greg Asdourian @ 50 Mason Social House
"I’m jealous of black people because they get to call each other a word… And that word is: friend."
— Matt Rath
![If sex equals love, my wife despises me.
- Bryant Hicks @ 50 Mason Social House [Paraphrase]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3igt3gg8G1qcxc43o1_500.png)
![32 Degrees Fahrenheit is the point that snowboarding becomes waterboarding… What is this a Celsius crowd?
Ben Kolina @ 50 Mason Social House
[Photo by Josh Denault]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3f025rEBA1qcxc43o1_500.jpg)
4/28. Comedy @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. Free. 7PM. Featuring Greg Asdourian, Bryant Hicks, OJ Patterson, Ben Kolina, Sergio Barajas, Dash Kwaitkowski, Lyall Behrens, Matt Rathbun, and Varun Rajan. Hosted by Joe Gorman?
4/27. Eli Braden @ 50 Mason Social House. 50 Mason St. SF. $5. 8PM. Featuring Brendan Lynch and Janine Brito. Tickets Available: Here.
