"I feel comfortable with your silence. You know that part in Pulp Fiction where they’re like “You feel comfortable to shut the fuck up”? I feel we’re there [pause] #courtingcomedy"
— Lyall Behrens @ 50 Mason Social House
"I don’t think I could have sex with a pregnant woman, although, it would probably the only threesome I’d be apart of."
— Greg Asdourian @ 50 Mason Social House
"I’m jealous of black people because they get to call each other a word… And that word is: friend."
— Matt Rath